THE UNIFORM IS NOW A COSTUME Four days of Grand Theft Auto for years of service, 4,500 soldiers chasing root beer in Washington, a tired carrier crew told to fire on all cylinders, and a Pentagon newspaper ordered to stop hurting morale by reporting the news. August 20, 2026
THE MACHINE WORKS. YOU'RE JUST NOT THE CUSTOMER. A president at 33 percent is extending a war 80 percent of Americans expect to drag on, while Washington insures immigration officers, revives Depression-era tariffs, and clears the grid for an eight-gigawatt AI furnace. August 18, 2026 I
August 13, 2026 Welcome everyone! This is the first post here on RoachRambles, and we're excited to get started on this adventure with you all. First, let's lay out some ground rules. There are no rules. We will be sloppy at times, we will have typos